this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I smell like Dick and happiness
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