Say something about gay babies.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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