i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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