oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
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her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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