Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
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It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
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He? As in you personified your dick?
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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