I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
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we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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