just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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