Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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