He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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