Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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