well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
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