It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
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