Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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