so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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