with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
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