How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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