Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
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do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
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That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
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