All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
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She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
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You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
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