You made me cry and you don't even care
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
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dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
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Enjoy the penises
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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