Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
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She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
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Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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