I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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