Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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