I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
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Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
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Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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