all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
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it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
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No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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