He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Two words: nipple clamps
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