i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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