I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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