Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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