i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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