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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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