She just used a chaser for red wine.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
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i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
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He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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