I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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