Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
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Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
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He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
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