She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
