i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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