Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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