please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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