just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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