How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
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Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
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Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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