What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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