I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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