so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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