hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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