my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
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my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
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Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize