she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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