Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
it was like eating out sand paper
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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