we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
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I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
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I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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