He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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