If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
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You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
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I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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