But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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