We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
no more duck duck goose at the bar
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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