I smell stomach acid.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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