I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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