i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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