He passed out mid-signature
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
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I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
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Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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