when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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